• Shine laser pointers into your local airspace

• Press every button in your car

On state highway 1

• Get a job in IT &

Disappear into the Akatarawa bush

4 years in

• Eat the rich

(might be tough due to peloton overuse)

• Gather every e-scooter and form

crop circles around the bucket fountain

• Invent a new language

• Spread misinformation

In large political forums

• Spend your life savings on Lovisa

And kitsch porcelain figures

• Write a famous novel series &

get cremated with the final installation’s only copy

• Steal a crocodile bike & ride off into the sunset

• Catch the bus again & again

Until you learn to sit very still

and let time pass around you

• Walk uphill for half an hour

• Create a competitive sport out of loitering

Where you win every competition

But you can’t shake the feeling

Some high school student

Is doing better than you

• Become a part-time poet/part-time Subway employee

• Lose hope & become a part-time Subway employee

/part-time “I'm just figuring myself out right now”

• Major in film and minor in talking about being a film major

• Find yourself in a McDonald’s bathroom

• Find love in a vegan bakery & cafe

• Finish high school & promise

You will leave Wellington soon

Just

Not

Right

Now